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June Bug Dreams
Hello, I'm Ben. I'm 21.
WOAH INTERESTS LOOK OUT:
-The Beatles, Mae, Brand New, The Shins, Dandy Warhols, Blink-182 etc
-Acoustic guitar
-House, Dexter, Skins, Arrested Development, Scrubs, Friends, Parks and Rec, The Walking Dead,
Talk to me and find out more, I'm told I'm quite entertaining. Or stupid. One of those.
Ask me anything
Sometimes, people need to think before they abbreviate words…
Deep down I think most of them knew what they were doing.
i am not ashamed to admit i am laughing like a fucking 12 year old right now
EXOTIC MUSHROOM SHIT
BUTT FINGER BLAST.
(via 16th-note)
Ryan Gosling won’t eat his cereal
[ryanwmchenry]Someone linked this yesterday on facebook and I lost my bananas. This shit is amazing.
(Source: jensensations)
IS THAT JORGEN VON STRANGLE?
(Source: socialjusticeblog, via satans--butthole)
(via theatrhythm)
next time jorah
(via inquinate)
Me if you use those fingers correctly.
omg I almost spit out the water I was drinking
a million gallons of fun
(via satans--butthole)
we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?
i thought it wouldn’t be as good this year, i thought it wouldn’t get me.
nope. still so good.
I will never not find this funny
(via sumofmylife)
When my brother's in the shower...
- -waiting for brother to get out of the shower-
- -hears him singing-
- me: will you quit singing?
- brother: what?
- me: QUIT SINGING. IT'S LAME
- brother: WOMAN
- brother: WHEN I'M IN THE SHOWER, TWO THINGS GET TO BE FREE
- brother: MY BALLS
- brother: AND MY SOUL
Cosmo sex tip #394: Once your man reaches orgasm, awkwardly embrace him and whisper “well done Draco.”
(via satans--butthole)
(Source: tea-and-sarcasm, via youngfavoriteforlife)
i love this picture so much oh my god idek why but just?? its so funny omg????
look at velma????
(Source: sanoko, via satans--butthole)
(via alicatinthehat)
Go.
Talk.
To.
Asami.
Mako.
Shit.
(via theatrhythm)



