August 2012
Why did the tomato blush? Because he saw the salad dressing!
i may not be tumblr famous, but i am sure tumblr
you showed up
belligerently drunk
and suddenly I was embarrassed
of all the poetry I’d written
about you
my goal is to one day have a high quality photo taken of me laughing with salad
lookin at ur own posts and laffin because youre hilarious
