May 2012
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When someone tells me the party starts at nine
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Okay someone needs to sit me down and finally have...
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obamasmatesprit:
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Hawaiian...
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Watch
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News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
News in America: cannibal eats man's face
cosmo-kramer-the-assman:
vincent van gogh fuck yourself
“privileged kids go to counseling, poor kids go to jail.”
– judge mathis, speaking the truth (via dandelion-junk-queen)
how to kiss
conversationparade:
[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing
[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length
[step 3] move in for the kill
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