April 2012
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Teacher: C'mon guys! You did this in 3rd grade!
Student: I don't even remember what I had for dinner last night you fucking whore
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oh
perlahaha:
hey baby,
if it’s not too much treble,
i’d really like to ‘B’ with you
… naturally.
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That’s who you really like. The people you can think out loud in front of.
– John Green (via sentimentalhearts)
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me: wow i'm really happy right now
life: lol give it 30 seconds
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Me: relax, its just college
My Anxiety: Its not like education here costs almost a 1/4 of a million dollars or anything. so yeah, no pressure
Me: well shit
Why is this gif so accurate? →
leilockheart:
wowfunniestposts:
Mom bought pizza for dinner
School gets cancelled
Teacher is absent
brother/sister gets beaten
passing your test
your crush talks to your first
Me: Hey, I just met you
Me: And this is crazy
Me: But I've got Alzheimers
Me: Hey, I just met you
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when your parents bring food back with them