omg i just realized
theyre called pancakes
because theyre like cakes
but you cook them
wait for it
in a pAN
riddle me this atheists: if god isn’t real then who is inside the kleenex box pushing up the next tissue
This is either a gay wedding or a straight one with a selfish groom
"WE ARE SEX BOB-OMB AND WE’RE HERE TO MAKE YOU THINK ABOUT DEATH AND GET SAD AND STUFF"
Netflix gives you 15 seconds between episodes to decide whether or not you’re doing anything with your life today.
|Friend:||*sneezes five more times*|
if you didn’t leave a handprint on the booty then did you really smack it
Sasha vs. Q-tips [symphonicotter]
I’m convinced that all these posts were made by Draco Malfoy